Here's all what a die hard Soviet needs. Notice the patriotic uniform behing.
Up the Revolution!!
Major Olivienev Jakovitch Lacombski, SPD VVS (Special Projects Division)
[Comrade Homer voice]
mmmmmm, bread and vodka...
(Comrade Homer drool, Comrade Homer drool)
[/Comrade Homer voice]
Ahem!
Is glorious meal, Comrade Major Olivienev! Is meal of Rodina!!
http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/europe/10/10...sary/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/europe/10/10/russia.vodka.anniversary/index.html)
I read somewhere that most vodka comes in foil topped bottles that when opened have to be finished and that a glass of vodka is like an invitation to share your soul