MiG-31 Firefox Blueprints on eBay.

[gooberliberation]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Rare-Firefox-Full-Scale-Mock-Up-Blueprint_W0QQitemZ230224694975QQihZ013QQcategoryZ197QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD4VQQcmdZViewItem?_trksid=p1638.m124

Allegedly this was used to build the full-scale mockup. All you need now would be some plywood, bondo, a couple turbo-ramjets and a radioshack-together a russian thinking computer and you'll be all set!

[CanisD]

All that and neighbors who won't call the cops on you when you try and fire it up! 

[gooberliberation]

All that and neighbors who won't call the cops on you when you try and fire it up! 

Ideally, neighbors who'd bring beer, and ask if you need help.

[gunfighter]

Be careful to advice your russian neighbours not to think about firing missiles...