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New information on glorious PAH small car found!

Started by puddingwrestler, April 22, 2010, 05:11:05 AM

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Commerades! Glroious news for to be reaching me from dedicated research and dustbin dive team in Minsk about gloriopus peoples PAH small car!
Is found in locked filing cabinet stuck in abandoned tractor in collapsed shed with sign on door saying "For to Beware of Glorious People's Leopard"! Is apparentyl song written for to be make glorious workers aware of glroious PAH small car and for to make desireable for to be buy!
Is appear to be based on song by capitalist dog boys from seaside group.
Below is be transcript! Za Rodina!

Glorious Worker's Anthem In Praise of PAH Small Car.

Not for to be bragging so not send to gulag,
But I am having fastest set of wheel in Prague,
When for to drag I blow other's doors off,
If she had wings, badge would say 'Antonov'!
She is my PAH Coupe,
Are not knowink what I am have!
She is my PAH Coupe,
Are not knowink what I am have!

For to be PAH coupe with Glorious People's Mill,
But she beat decadent western car like is standing still!
Is solid and reliable and gear box go 'CRASH!'
For to be going sixty with gas pedal mash!
She is my PAH Coupe,
Are not knowink what I am have!
She is my PAH Coupe,
Are not knowink what I am have!

Is made by teenage mother and have four on floor,
She is growl like bear and is have two door,
Is wery stylish and efficient car,
For to buy one is duty to Mother Russiar!
She is my PAH Coupe,
Are not knowink what I am have!
She is my PAH Coupe,
Are not knowink what I am have!

Is coming off line in Minsk Tractor Collective,
And is doing glorious burnout and four wheel skid,
Am thrown around cabin and is hard for to steer,
And am wearing wery satisfied patriotic lear!
She is my PAH Coupe,
Are not knowink what I am have!
She is my PAH Coupe,
Are not knowink what I am have!

There are no good kits, bad kits or grail kits, just kitbash fodder.