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Exactly what shade of grey ? - Again !!

Started by Ian the Kiwi Herder, May 11, 2010, 02:49:49 PM

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Ian the Kiwi Herder

So the next time you overhear somebody, who may or may not be a JMZ, at a branch meeting or show dissing another guys' Tornado/Jaguar/Harrier etc because "They were never that colour"..... show him this picture from www.airliners.net, see if he changes his mind  :mellow:

http://www.airliners.net/photo/UK---Air/Panavia-Tornado-GR4/1701206/L/&sid=4890bd1997ed8911434f59c5f333177a

Ian
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....it's time to tidy the workbench"

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Weaver

What's a JMZ? Maybe it's like the DMZ, i.e. a Joyless Modelling Zone, where JMNs are allowed to roam free?  ;D

Anyway, I've got a picture like that (but I'm not scanning it at this time of night). it's a shot down the deck of a US carrier with pretty much all it's A-7s lined up, and the thing I notice is that the nose & anti-glare panel on every one is different. Painted radome, bare fibreglass radome, short anti-glare panel, long anti-glare panel, no anti-glare panel, hard edge, soft edge: it's the picture that made me realise that an awful lot of the modelling "accuracy" obsession is bunk....
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Mossie

Patchy!  I've noticed quite a lot of Tonkas like that recentley, mostly due to long excursions in Afghanistan.  The basic airframe is old & dirty, but lots of bits need replacing at different intervals.  I've been looking at pics of the Lightning fleet recentley & they looked similar close to retirement, old faded paintwork that nobody was bothering to touch up because retirement was imminent.  If you paint them like that though, you always get someone piping up that it's not representative of a real aircraft.  Well, yes it is!

http://www.airliners.net/photo/UK---Air/English-Electric-Lightning/0494491/L/&sid=620a4ff7a189d4bac3206b028b80814e
http://www.airliners.net/photo/UK---Air/English-Electric-Lightning/0628136/L/&sid=620a4ff7a189d4bac3206b028b80814e
http://www.airliners.net/photo/UK---Air/English-Electric-Lightning/0785574/L/&sid=620a4ff7a189d4bac3206b028b80814e
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nev

I have the old Verlinden "lock-on" book on the F-15.  On it there is a 2 page spread with pics of a CR Eagle taxying out.  4 pics taken on the same day by the same photographer using the same camera and probably the same film.  4 different shades of grey.

I also got my Model Art profile on the F-2 today, one bit has 4 pics of the centreline drop tank (off different planes).  All 4 are different shades of blue.
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Ian the Kiwi Herder

Quote from: nev on May 12, 2010, 09:41:43 AMI also got my Model Art profile on the F-2 today,

(Hi jacks own thread)
Where from, Nev ?? - did I mention I have one of those very near the bench just now ??..... Oh yes I did, didn't I  :blink:

Ian
"When the Carpet Monster tells you it's full....
....it's time to tidy the workbench"

Confuscious (maybe)

nev

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QuoteWhat's a JMZ?

well i believe it's Joyless Modelling Zombie............a JMN that cannot keep quiet even from the grave  ;D  ;D  ;D

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Ian the Kiwi Herder

#7
Mornin' Weaver,
Joyless Modelling Zealot - An alternative to the much (over?) used JMN. Just my opinion but I like to keep the word 'Nazi' separate. We've had the discussion here before and there are a number of opinions, mine is simply that if the word 'Nazi' is used too frequently then there is a danger that it may devalue the original. Others disagree, and that's fine, there's plenty of room for all opinions here.

HTH

Ian

ps
Nev, Thanks for the link, I ordered the book, it's on back-order and according to the eMail I just got from HLJ should be with me in no-longer than six-weeks. Of course that means I wont start the F-2B till it arrives, so will have to find something to replace it...... Maybe something for the Nats  :mellow:
"When the Carpet Monster tells you it's full....
....it's time to tidy the workbench"

Confuscious (maybe)

ChernayaAkula

And then there's, of course, the original "boring grey jet"* - the F-16 Viper**!

Choose any grey you want and you'll be golden fine!  :thumbsup:






*Maybe we could shorten "boring grey jet" to BGJ. :lol:

** Fer the rec'rd, I don't think the F-16 is boring. Then again, I probably should say so, with 20+ in the stash. Same goes for any grey jet - F-14s (30+), F-15s (10+) and F/A-18s (40+).  :rolleyes:
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Quote from: Ian the Hunter-Gatherer on May 14, 2010, 01:39:30 AM
Mornin' Weaver,
Joyless Modelling Zealot - An alternative to the much (over?) used JMN. Just my opinion but I like to keep the word 'Nazi' separate. We've had the discussion here before and there are a number of opinions, mine is simply that if the word 'Nazi' is used too frequently then there is a danger that it may devalue the original. Others disagree, and that's fine, there's plenty of room for all opinions here.

HTH

Ian

Fair enough - I always thought that the alternative for JMN was Joyless Modelling Numpty for anyone who had a problem with "Nazi".
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot."
 - Sandman: A Midsummer Night's Dream, by Neil Gaiman

"I dunno, I'm making this up as I go."
 - Indiana Jones

nev

Quote from: Ian the Hunter-Gatherer on May 14, 2010, 01:39:30 AM
ps
Nev, Thanks for the link, I ordered the book, it's on back-order and according to the eMail I just got from HLJ should be with me in no-longer than six-weeks. Of course that means I wont start the F-2B till it arrives, so will have to find something to replace it...... Maybe something for the Nats  :mellow:


And there was me about to post mine to you for as long as you needed to borrow it.  Still welcome too if you want it.
Between almost-true and completely-crazy, there is a rainbow of nice shades - Tophe


Sales of Airfix kits plummeted in the 1980s, and GCSEs had to be made easier as a result - James May

Ian the Kiwi Herder

Thanx for that, Nev, appreciate it. Hold on to the thought, though, I may get-back-to you on that one.

Ian
"When the Carpet Monster tells you it's full....
....it's time to tidy the workbench"

Confuscious (maybe)

Ian the Kiwi Herder

"When the Carpet Monster tells you it's full....
....it's time to tidy the workbench"

Confuscious (maybe)

Mossie

Do the MSG panels suggest a change in camouflage for RAF aircraft, i.e. at their next major service, will they be sporting all over MSG?  If so, I guess this means that over the last fifteen years or so RAF front line aircraft will have worn just about every shade of grey in the inventory.

Also, is it a trick of the light or does the Tonka in Ian's last post still have a DG/DSG tank?
I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughin'. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.