BAe Sparrowhawk

[Tophe]

(I think I have already posted the other ones, Float-Bronco and push-pull Bronco, in another topic several months ago, I am not sure).

Thanks to the search tool of this nice site, I have all the reference, the explanation.
It was Glenn/Lyn's Jet-Bronco topic    at http://www.whatifmodelers.com/forum//index...=2285&hl=bronco

Your honor, this lovely - sorry: bad - jet-Bronco had not seriously foreplanes on the nose, it is forbidden, of course. See, there is a rear tailplane, yes normal and sane, and the foreplane is just an illness detail being treated, before complete recovery. Glenn/Lyn is having medication like me, and he meant he remembered his mistake loving canards, he just mistyped the past on the love for loved. He/she will show the right way to poor Biggles in trouble. All is clear, and the push-pull Bronco is lovely - sorry : bad as twin-boomer of course, but not canard, this is forbidden, we know, your Honour.

What ? The British Typhoon being a canard? No, no, no... this must be just a joke:, or journalists' fake scandal, as Tony Blair is the best Bush's friend, he will not order a canard inside heresy and deserve nuke attack.  

[Tophe]

Tony Blair is the best Bush's friend, he will not order a canard inside heresy and deserve nuke attack.

The criminal Frenchy Jacques Chirac only, with his criminal Rafale-canard, will get the well-deserved bomb on the head. This is very normal and will be approved by the UNO.
And the smelly-cheese problem will disappear as well: all clean and right again. The What-ifers guilty Tophe (hating cheese but loving twin-boom canards) and JCC (loving rejected VTOL) will be cured in the same package. Nuclear medication is the best way to stop what-ifing. Glory to the forthcoming bomber heroes. Uh, farewell friends...  

[John Howling Mouse]

Wow, Tophe, an impressive verbal barrage and not even in your mother tongue.

Now, quietly step A W A Y  from the keyboard, mon ami.

"Never!" Tophe replies with a sinister laugh as he creates yet another twin-boomed flight of fancy for the renegade underground types lurking on the 'net.