Pirates doing pirate-y things Part 2

[scooter]

Placeholder, the Second

[Rheged]

I glanced at this and initially read it as PLATE holder.   I had surreal images of warfare between kitchen appliances.  That said, I think that our toaster has declared war on all humanity.

[scooter]

I glanced at this and initially read it as PLATE holder.   I had surreal images of warfare between kitchen appliances.

[PR19_Kit]

Mine's declared war on bread. It either ignores it completely or burns it to a crisp! 

[scooter]

I glanced at this and initially read it as PLATE holder.   I had surreal images of warfare between kitchen appliances.  That said, I think that our toaster has declared war on all humanity.

All Of This Has Happened Before And Will Happen Again

[Rick Lowe]

I glanced at this and initially read it as PLATE holder.   I had surreal images of warfare between kitchen appliances.  That said, I think that our toaster has declared war on all humanity.

All Of This Has Happened Before And Will Happen Again

"By your command."

[zenrat]

Howdy doodly do! How's it going? I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion! Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Anyone like any toast?

[tigercat]

How about a Teacake ?

[scooter]

Whilst I had a plan, and I know there's plenty of time left, I've had zero motivation and thus withdrawing my entry.