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[Rick Lowe]

Also known as "Emergency Coffee/Tea" - as in 1-1-1
1 teaspoon Coffee, 1 Teaspoon Sugar and 1 dollop of milk.

I'm assuming that the "coffee" referenced in the formula is that vile product known as "instant coffee". Which tastes nothing like coffee.
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I agree that some are worse (oh, soo much worse!) than Real coffee, but there is the odd one that is fine.
Of course, when one is in extremis, or there is nothing else available, well - 'needs must', as they say.