Su-21K

[lancer]

Comrades,
It is with great pride that I announce the reopening of the re-education capms in beautiful Siberia for those who are less than fully committed to our great and glourious socialist cause.  Should we book a place for comrade retrovich-seventiski??

[retro_seventies]

comrades, comrades....

to hear you talk of me this way saddens me more than you could possibly imagine - my talk of witchhunts was not dissent, but a wistful yearning for the happier days of comrade stalin's glorious reign!

if you cut me, do i not bleed the red of our communist banner?

is there not a bottle of Stoli in my refrigerator, next to a jar of pickled beets? what more could a good communist need in his refrigerator?

[Ollie]

A can of diesel.

^_^  

[Davey B]

Niet, Comrade Oliviervich! Every good comrade should have a fridge packed with home-distilled vodka, the sort that fetches the enamel off your teeth!

[retro_seventies]

A can of diesel.

da comrade, da!      

[Joe C-P]

Great Lenin's Ghost!   The shipbuilding division suddenly has much work to do!  

I feared the revolutionary spirit had dimmed among our comrades, this sudden outpouring of inspired Socialist building has warmed the cockles of my Red heart more than a dozen bottles of the strongest vodka.    

UP THE REVOLUTION!!!

Commissar Iosef R, shipbuilding division  

[anthonyp]

Comrades!

The Revolution still lives!  The planes my design bureau has given to Rodina will help spread the Revolution to those most in need of it!  Waiting in the wings, for deployment abourd our most ambitious of naval projects, is the ultimate in fleet defense.  I say too much, comrades, as the beedy little soul-selling eyes of Western spys are everywhere these days.  I will reveal this latest example of Revolutionary ingenuity when it is above our fleet, defending those who would bring the Revolution to the seas!  It will be a proper May Day military presentation with this new plane being displayed for the glory of the Motherland over Red Square!

Comrade Captain Anatoly Josef Pakizorich, Naval Aviation Bureau

[nev]

I too yearn for the days when comrade Stalin rooted out all suspicious and non-revolutionary thinking.

Perhaps we could follow his own example and randomly select several thousand citizens to be sent for re-education in Siberia?  Any less than 2000 a week and we can be sure that those responsible for the organisation of this operation vital to the purity of socialist thought have succumbed to western decadent lies!

Comrade Nevski

[Supertom]

Comrade Anatoly!

I apologize for my lateness in reply, but I have just recovered from a drunken stupor of our Rodina's fine vodka!  I applaud your clever socialist thinking in finding a solution to making such an airplane fly off an aircraft carrier, and in such record time!  In the meantime, I have berated the workers my OKB for their delays in getting the Mig-25K in the air!  Perhaps a few months in the gulag will help job their creativity, which I suspect has been addled with capitalist propaganda!  At least my request for RATO bottles have finally shown up, and I can finally get this piece of glorious Soviet engineering in the air!