Russia turning capitalist bourguois?!

[Joe C-P]

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/stories/2003.../08/20/043.html

Roskonyikov! Beer and wine over traditionalisk vodka?!  

Comrade Iosef R

[Captain Canada]

Only 22-1/2 litres each of Vodka and beer per russian ?! They'd never make it in Canada............

Toadski

[Radish]

Comrades,
Do not be fooled by the Imperialist-Capitalist Fascist agents who have infiltrated the despicable media. They have distorted the figures to give a mere distillation of the truth.
221/2 lites of vodka per capita refers to pre-breakfast consumption only!!!
How elsecan we build the Socialist dream unless it's bolsterred and encouraged by the life-giving socialist qualities of the Bolshevik Beverage!!
Up Castro!!
Up the Revolution!!!

Congratulations dear Canadians.
It's gratifying to hear that you can fall down nearly as quickly as us Soviets!!
Right up Castro!!!
 

[Davey B]

Comrades! I have discovered that, far from becoming capitalistic by drinking beer, our comrades in St. LeningradPetersburg have begun to export our beer to the Western Bloc! Soon all of the Imperialist NATO trash will be hooked on our potent Soviet brew!

Glory to Comrade Lenin!
Commissar Bowlingov

[raymond]

gooday comrades

i should probably in true marixt fashion alert you to the fact that me and my people have been savotaging there industrys for years comrades!

our most successfull venture has theen the bulk export of Ukrainian solidified waste products to the United States, Particually seattle. where it is imensly popular with there decidant capitalist public!!
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I prezent our latest venture..........................

[Captain Canada]

hehehe........that's pretty good, Raymond !

To tell you the truth, tho...I don't think I've ever actually seen ( or drank ! ) a Russian beer ! I've seen zech, like ilsner Urquel.....hmm, now I'm gettin' thirsty !!

Cheers !