Modellers Commandmants

[NARSES2]

Given that an estimated 117% of your local wildlife is either poisonous or very poisonous, shouldn't a modelling knife in the foot be your least problem?

Ha! I bet the Australian Carpet Monster is somehow poisonous! 

The World of Terry Pratchet meets the World of Wif 

[Knightflyer]

Thinking about it, dropping a modelling knife in Australia could be seen as a positive evolutionary move ....
Just as the poisonous snake / spider / carpet monster / rabid bush-baby / geranium is about to sink it's fangs into your thonged foot ....whammo!, it gets a modelling knife in the back of the neck!

[Rheged]

thongs are those rubber footwear consisting of a rubber sole with two rubber extensions through which you pass the space between your big toe and the next one to it
that sounds just so horribly clinical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Allan in Canberra

Thank you for that, Alan, I was beginning to have nightmares about the curious  dress sense of my antipodean cousins.

May I refer back to a post by Radish some time ago in this thread? (It wasn't the rubber thong that brought him to mind, honest!)     The most important commandment must be....Thou shalt have fun! 
I take this a an opportunity to say thank you to everyone on this forum, who provides such  fun. (End of serious bit)