Removing ridges on soft plastic

[Radish]

Place elephant/tyre in deep freeze until absolutely rigid.
Take out and sand/scrape until ridge/moulding line is removed.
allow to warm to room temperature slowly and paint as appropriate.
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[Leigh]

I can't fit an Elephant in my freezer, but i know there's been one in the fridge 'cos I've seen the footprints in the butter.  

[Radish]

How do you fit 4 elephants in a Mini?
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2 in the front, 2 in the back
:dum:  :dum:  :dum:  

[Leigh]

Why can't Elephants ride bicycles ?

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No thumbs to ring the bell
       

[elmayerle]

Oye!  We're not regressing to elephant jokes, are we?  Well, I might as well join in:

Q:  Why do ducks have flat feet?

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A:  From Stamping out forest fires.

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Q:  Why do elephants have flat feet?

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A:  From stamping out burning ducks.

[Nick]

Q:How do you get two whales in a Mini?

A:Along the M4 and over the Severn bridge!!  


Nick B)  

[Hobbes]

Q: Why shouldn't you go into the Really Scary Forest after 18:00?






A: Because that's when the elephants fall from the trees.












Q: Why is the crocodile so flat?








A: He went anyway.