IN which the manufacture of shield for Orc Princesses is discussed. By a hippo.

[puddingwrestler]

Gentlemen, I bear strange and wonderous news!
TFH has branched out once more in a confussing and messy head-on collision with my day job as a media teacher and interest in prop and costume fabrication, with the result that
A: Grot is wearing pink
B: He's showing you how to make shields for Orc Princesses
C: There's a surprise guest star
You can check out the complete mess here.