2022 Whiffie Awards Update

[TomZ]

Despite this diktat, I'm still hoping to have my NMF tuxedo ready in time.  This is positively restrained when compared to the gold lame boiler suit, silken hand embroidered donkey jacket and sling back diamante encrusted wellies as once worn by one of our number.

After long (well at least 10 seconds) deliberations the Academy decided that any colours used anywhere on on any military equipment in any age will be allowed during the ceremony. In deference to any young viewers it is mandatory to wear some clothing though! Members should cover all body parts that might cause offence. The Academy realizes that for some members this will mean a head to toe covering with only eye slits opened up.

The Academy