2022 Whiffie awards show

[Hobbes]

Is it within staggering distance of my house? Or a house? I'm thinking of the return trip!

That's what chauffeurs are for. 

[perttime]

Taxi! Taxi! Anybody need a taxi to the awards show? All I ask is that you have oats available as payment for the horse. 

Hey! Somebody has changed he power train since my late father had one of those.

[kerick]

Is that Borat driving?

[AeroplaneDriver]

Very excited about this year's show.  Spent most of the day getting the cats into their evening gowns (tuxedo for Charles).  They are now patiently waiting and enjoying a pre-show cocktail.  Now time to quickly do my hair and nails and get on my best dress galoshes.