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Up the revolution Comrades!!

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Ollie

December 01, 2004, 07:19:25 AM Last Edit: December 01, 2004, 07:20:09 AM by Ollie
I just re-read the Manifesto, written by the Great Marx and all I can say is :

Up the bloody revolution![/size]


:cheers:  :cheers:  :cheers:  :cheers:  :cheers:

Major Olivienev Jakovitch Lacombski, SPD VVS (Special Projects Division)

Ollie

#1
April 13, 2005, 05:48:20 AM
Comrades!

I find your lack of revolutionnary anger disturbing!

:o  :angry:

Major Olivienev Jakovitch Lacombski, SPD VVS (Special Projects Division)

Gary

#2
April 13, 2005, 06:54:11 AM
Was that Karl Marx or Groucho?

You heard what Groucho said about politics didn't you...

"Capatilism is the woist thing I eva hoid."
Getting back into modeling

nev

#3
April 13, 2005, 06:57:11 AM
Comrade Lacombeskii, I think that Comrade Marx would not think highly of the expensive capitalist trinkets with which you cavort around the sky.  How many workers were oppressed to satisfy your bourgisie tastes?
Between almost-true and completely-crazy, there is a rainbow of nice shades - Tophe


Sales of Airfix kits plummeted in the 1980s, and GCSEs had to be made easier as a result - James May

Captain Canada

#4
April 13, 2005, 07:12:43 AM
I've never read it...sorry !

:P  
CANADA KICKS arse !!!!

Long Live the Commonwealth !!!
Vive les Canadiens !
Where's my beer ?

Ollie

#5
April 13, 2005, 07:25:36 AM
Comrade Nevski, it is a ploy to fool the Imperialists.

While they stare at the gloss paint, their picture is being taken and processed back to the Motherland.

If you use one's enemy's tools, you can bring him closer!

;)  

retro_seventies

#6
April 13, 2005, 08:48:49 PM
comrades, with the capitalist lackeys at the zoological gardens working my poor socialist fingers to the bone, it is hard to feel the ethusiasm with which comrade marx's teachings should be greeted.

nevertheless, i will instill a renewed vigour for the teachings of glorious communist doctrine, and woe betide the zookeeper who does not fall into line!

even worse than the salt mines of siberia is the articial insemination detail - tweakski, tweaksi, tweaksi, squelch.

up the revolution (and up the right hole),

comrade retrovich_seventski
"Computer games don't affect kids. I mean, if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." Kristin Wilson, Nintendo Inc, 1989.

Ollie

#7
April 14, 2005, 05:44:45 AM
Comrade retrovich_seventski, I'm currently LMAOvitch after reading your Socialist diatribe.

Your efforts are to be commended.

And on the next flight of our spy 208, we shall be dropping tracts over unsuspecting Western decadent cities.

Up the Revolution!

Major Olivienev Jakovitch Lacombski, SPD VVS (Special Projects Division)

Davey B

#8
April 14, 2005, 12:39:16 PM
COMRADES!!!

We should not be fighting, only focusing on the eradication of the Bourgeois, capitalistic pig-dogs and their imperialist stooges! A litreof finest vodka -- Old Ivan's, distilled in the bath of Comrade Ivan Pissedupski  :cheers:  :cheers:  :cheers:

Comrade Davidovich Bowlingov, Local Soviet Bureaucratic Level 17*













*= feck-all and poo-poo (with an english accent) wages...
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