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[Supertom]

Sukhoi FELLATIO?!

 

[Radish]

Yes Comrade Supertonski, it's designed in the best traditions of the glorious Socialist Boshevik Revolution led by our comrades in the political wing. We are in the Aviation Wing co-operating with the glorious socialist brethren descendents of those that fired on the evil Winter Palace in 1917.
Full Marxist-Leninist dialecticSocialism has been exercised in the drawing up of the plans under constant KGB supervision. Also, great quantities of Socialist ale are necessarily consumed to support the Marxist-Leninist workers who toil for the revolution at the BassBrewery, now renamed Lenin's Brewery of Socialist Dreams.
It's a good idea to suck an Uncle Joe before returning home though. (I wonder if southern comrades know what an Uncle Joe is?
Perhaps our international comrades wonder too.
Tough socialist excrement, I'm not saying, but will encourage your thoughts along the lines of defeating the capitalist-imperialist-fascists who we oppose.

May the Revolution prosper!
Up Castro>
 

[nev]

Your northern Comrade does not know what an Uncle Joe is.

[Radish]

Comrade Nev. Shame on you.
Obviously a good socialist worker like yourself has had hispolitical education interupted by a teacher under the evil influence of an Imperialist infiltrator to the system.
As you're such a well renowned Party Member, with otherwise excellent glorious Socialist credentials of the best Revolutionary Marxist-Leninist strand, I'll let you be re-educated by myself in this smal way.
Long live the Revolution.
An Uncle Joe is a type of confectionary created by the Socialist Workers of the North-West. It is mint -flavoured by the glorious Socialist-Leninist Prolitariate of the Socialist Worker's paradise and is bought in tins. Red (what else) with a picture of Uncle Joe on the front.
Obviously created and engineered by the production technicians using full dialectic-socialist-bolshevik principles, the Uncle Joes share a common name with the Glorious Leader in our past that protected the Revolution after the despicable early demise of our Glorious former Revolutionary Socialist-Bolshevik Leader, the renowned Comrade Lenin. Comrade Lenin was succeeded as you know, by Comrade Stalin (aka Uncle Joe).
Up Castro.
 

[nev]

Comrade Radishki, thankyou for deprogramming the capitalist lies that agents of the criminal-zionist conspiracy have planted in my head, possibly through the use of submarinable messages, the vile imperialist pigs!

[Radish]

Comrade Nev, glad to be a socialist comrade.
Beware of the Fascist Counter-Revolutionaries. Trotskyists abound.
Also make sure the Fascist dogs do not defect you from your sworn socialist duty to the Motherland to create in a Marxist Leninist revolutionary way.
The Revolution can only prosper if we maintain sharp socialist watch against infiltration by deviant sources.
Long live the Revolution. Up Castro.