Alright I'm in

[John Howling Mouse]

"Vacform means cutting out plastic that will never fit.
Badly fitting plastic leads to suffering.
Suffering leads to great pain.
Pain leads to remorse.
Remorse leads to embarassment.
Embarassment leads to puttying.
Puttying leads to sanding.
Sanding leads to repeated puttying, 'PSR' it is called.
PSR leads to anger.
Anger leads to the Dark Side.
The Dark Side leads to Sequellitis..."

[B777LR]

"Vacform means cutting out plastic that will never fit.
Badly fitting plastic leads to suffering.
Suffering leads to great pain.
Pain leads to remorse.
Remorse leads to embarassment.
Embarassment leads to puttying.
Puttying leads to sanding.
Sanding leads to repeated puttying, 'PSR' it is called.
PSR leads to anger.
Anger leads to the Dark Side.
The Dark Side leads to Sequellitis..."