MiG-21PFMK ready for fleet deployment!!!

[Captain Canada]

Hey ! Comrade,
     Beautiski modelska ! But why for how come the Yankee mizzisles ?

Toadarov

[Andrew D. the Jolly Rogers guy]

"Yankee mizzisles?"  In truth, Comrade, those are our beloved Rodina's own mizzisles...they are different from Yankee AIM-9's in part by having the exhaust area flush with the rear edges of the rear fins, whereas the American copy has its exhaust extend further aft than ours.  I guess they couldn't make as compact a rocket motor as our workers could!! ;-)

[lancer]

Comrade Col. Matei Sabenovich

Greetings,
As you are now doing the MiG 27K, I will put mine to another use. I will, however, concentrate on the MiG23K for our glorious comrades of the Red Banner Naval Aviation arm.

For the Glory of the Motherland

Comrade Colonel Lancerov

[lancer]

Comrades!!!!!

I have located the rare as rocking horse poo-poo (with an english accent) Revel Yak 38 Forger. GRU recovery teams have been sent to secure this rare prize for us. Once in our posession, I will have an unused set of Naval Aviation flags.

I will ask Hero of the Soviet Union, Comrade Tomski to reproduce them in the multitudes so we can all have the proud banner of our naval pilots on our aircraft.

[nev]

Comrade Lancerovich, for this heroic feat for the Motherland, I award you the Hero of the Soviet Union!

[lancer]

Comrade Nevski,

I am deeply honoured to be awarded such a momentous award, but I was only doing my patriotic duty the the Motherland and not looking for any awards or honours.


Comrade Colonel Lancerov

GRU

[lancer]

COMRADES,

JOYOUS NEWS....I have in my posession  a set of Yak 38 Decals with the all important naval aviation banners. These were obtained on a visit to Hannants today, and thanks to true Socialits Dillegence an Amodel Yak 38 was secured. It is now being closely guarded by GRU security troops in case imperialist agents try to steal them.  I will scan them onto my system and send them to Comrade Tomski who can use them to produce many glorious decals for our glorious aircraft projects.

For the Glory of the Motherland

Za Rodina


Comrade Colonel Lancerov - GRU

[John Howling Mouse]

I will scan them onto my system and send them to Comrade Tomski who can use them to produce many glorious decals for our glorious aircraft projects.

Wait a second----Tom can make decals ?!

Tom?  I'm using my inkjet, do you have a color copier you can use (works much better than the various inkjet methods).

Please advise!  Would gladly PAY for such a service!

[Supertom]

Comrade Ivan Rataski,

My printer (an invention of capitalist cunning) is a thermal inkjet - a HP Photosmart 7150.  Works pretty good for decals, but is still an inkjet.  What you want to do is spray a light coat of Testor's Metalizer sealer on top (really!)

Za Rodina!  I look forward to printing the banners for our glorious navy!

By the way Comrade Ivan, why are you talking like a capitalist?  You are not a filthy imperialist are you?    

[Supertom]

Comrade Vespernolavich,

So what was this incident about?  Inquiring (socialist) minds want to know.

[lancer]

Comrades,
This information MUST be divulged. There are no secrets in a true and open socialits workers paradise....

Comrade Colonel Lancerov - GRU

[Aircav]

NKVD is watching        

[Captain Canada]

Comrades,
  it wasn't me !

[lancer]

Comrades,
it wasn't me !

HA!! Thats what they all say!!!  

[Aircav]

Comrades,
it wasn't me !

HA!! Thats what they all say!!!

HA!...........So.........it vos both of you (NKVD man from GDR) you vill find the gulag very plesant sis time of year