A Slippery Situation

[The Rat]

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In the gathering darkness Hungarian agent Janos Klees embarked upon his planned voyage to a floating dry-dock borrowed from Poland, and moored in the North Sea. Following the abortive 1956 anti-communist uprising his government had made plans to modernize the country's industry in any way they could, and outright theft of foreign technology was authorized.

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Starting the noisy engine attracted unwanted attention, and Klees had no time to learn the intricacies of the machine. He simply sped off on the compass heading he had been given, unaware that his clandestine trip coincided with the mass post-breeding migration of Anguilla anguilla, returning from the Sargasso Sea to the rivers in which they lived. Without the rubber skirt which had yet to be developed he found the craft tricky to keep level, and he suddenly found himself submerged, fortunately on a shallow mudbank. The damage had been done however, and the last transmission received at the dry-dock before his apprehension by the Royal Navy was "My hovercraft is full of eels!"

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[Hobbes]

Sheer genius!  

[John Howling Mouse]

First there was "Snakes On A Plane."

Now:  "Eels On A HoverCraft."  

Alvis Petrie, where ARE you?!  He'd love this.  I'm going to e-mail him at home.

Ratty, you must have some incredible dreams at night!

[The Rat]

Thanks Guys. And Baz, see if you can get the Master Hisself to get back here, we miss him.  

[bluntie]

One fine day i am going to visit Canada...
                                                           just so i can by you a beer!!!
                                                                                                     

[Brian da Basher]

Absolutely brilliant Rat-San!!!!

I am genuflecting in awe!!!

Brian da Basher

[cthulhu77]

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

   Fantastico, Sir !

[The Rat]

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Do, you, waaan,... do you waaaant, to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?!

[Captain Canada]

Haha ! Nice one, Rat ! Love all them little eels....hilarious !

 

[The Rat]

Haha ! Nice one, Rat ! Love all them little eels....hilarious !

Thanks. The original idea was to have it just buried in the suckers, but one's mind can only concentrate on twiddling Plasticine for so long before going nuts.    

[Sisko]

Brilliant!!!!!!


My nipples are exploding!

[BlackOps]

Too much fun!  

[The Rat]

Just in case anyone doesn't get the reference, here's a link to the Youtube video:

Monty Python; My Hovercraft is Full of Eels

[kitnut617]

Just in case anyone doesn't get the reference, here's a link to the Youtube video:

Monty Python; My Hovercraft is Full of Eels

Oooh-Kay!!

[John Howling Mouse]

Just in case anyone doesn't get the reference, here's a link to the Youtube video:

That sure brings back memories!