THOMASKIIMINSK-14P

[cthulhu77]

Well, can't start the model...so I might as well start on the story:

THOMASKIIMINSK



"You must think in English, you understand that?"

The words reverberated through Major Sorovorkin's skull, while the jet slammed against the dark clouds of Southern California. El Nino was at it again, but the smoke from the wildfires below mixed with the incoming monsoon storm and helped mask his attempt to flee from the pursuing A-18's from the nearby Marine Corps Base.

He jinked hard right, and a sidewinder streaked past his port side and exploded, luckily for him, not in the proximity of his fuel tank. As he veered towards the bay, he could feel a bit of a wobble in the stabilization, something had been hit.

  "Проклятие!"

He swore, if he couldn't make the refueling point in Southern Mexico, he was screwed.


"задний"  He frantically pounded the console. Nothing was happening!  While sweat poured into his jumpsuit, smelling of cheap American vodka, his brain raced.

"Rear!"


Two bomblets flew out of the rear of the jet's upper surface, propelled by nothing but airspeed. Copper coils on them sensed the approach of the supersonic 18's, and small jets moved them into the flight path of the pursuing fighters.

Blaaam !   Both jets broke off their attack, calling frantically to the ground control back at base, as their engines went offline and they began to spin towards the waves below.


The Major looked at his heads up display, and saw that he was going to be short of fuel to reach the landing strip at San Carlos, the jet had been in maintenance when he had managed to sneak in and steal it undercover. Luckily, he had been able to get the guards drunk on what they called beer, some sort of fizzed water that gave him a headache.



















   

[Jschmus]

An American Firefox!  I love it.  Can't wait to see the model!

[Chap]

This one's gonna be cool! Would make a neat movie too.

~Steve

[John Howling Mouse]

Мой друг, я больше всего заинтригован этой вашей историей.
О, возможности!

[The Rat]

Мой друг, я больше всего заинтригован этой вашей историей.
О, возможности!

Do I get fries with that? 

[Spey_Phantom]

Мой друг, я больше всего заинтригован этой вашей историей.
О, возможности!

i feel it to, i am intrigued aswell, comerade 

[cthulhu77]

  As my ex-girlfriend does my translating for me (she works for the consulate), I am going to have to depend on Nils to make sure that Sir JHM wasn't being a smart*ss...chuckle.
  Drawing out plans right now...worked all night, and have the day off, so to speak.

[ysi_maniac]

Мой друг, я больше всего заинтригован этой вашей историей.
О, возможности!

I could easily agree

[cthulhu77]

Dangit. Translate !!!!!!!

[DaFROG]

My friend, I am most of all intrigued by this your history.

• , possibility!
  

Of course it could be some secret russian communist double entendre which manages to seem similtaniously innocuous yet at teh same time insult not only your mother but your entire lineage back to teh stone age

Looking foward to this one

[Jschmus]

Dangit. Translate !!!!!!!

Done!

"My friend, I am most of all intrigued by this your history.

• , possibility!"
  
  Translation by Babelfish (it's on Yahoo now!).

[cthulhu77]

Checklist:

1:  Wife is going to be at work? check
2:  Glue and paint on desk, ready? check
3:  Cold beer in the fridge, coffee in the new weird dispenser? check
4:  Percocets in the lav? check.
5:  Bondo and styrene?  check.


Yep, we are cocked, locked, and ready to roll !

Hour 17:30 here...only 6.5 hours until start time.

[John Howling Mouse]

My friend, I am most of all intrigued by this your history.

• , possibility!
  

Of course it could be some secret russian communist double entendre which manages to seem similtaniously innocuous yet at teh same time insult not only your mother but your entire lineage back to teh stone age

Looking foward to this one

Whoa, close...sort of.....but don't ever try to pick up a girl from Red Square using Babelfish-----you could get into trouble and wind up instead with a chocolate-covered naked (male) midget (no offense to all of the chocolate-covered (male) midgets on this forum).

You go, Cthulthuhlthuth Cthlulu  Chuthula....aw, whatever!  Go! Go!  Go!   

[cthulhu77]

Say it with me:

"Ka-thul-hoo"

...and, does Tina Tequila come covered in chocolate? (that is almost a catch-22)

[Brian da Basher]

Checklist:

1:  Wife is going to be at work? check
2:  Glue and paint on desk, ready? check
3:  Cold beer in the fridge, coffee in the new weird dispenser? check
4:  Percocets in the lav? check.
5:  Bondo and styrene?  check.


Yep, we are cocked, locked, and ready to roll !

Hour 17:30 here...only 6.5 hours until start time.

Now we know your real secret!

Brian da Basher