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Principles Of Scratch-Bashing

Started by John Howling Mouse, June 02, 2009, 05:25:15 PM

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John Howling Mouse

Snell's Principle Of Scratch-Bashing: When aligning your own handmade parts on a model, there are an infinite number of incorrect angles but only one fully correct one.
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Joe C-P

No single such angle shall be considered the right one by those you ask for advice.
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frank2056

Measure thrice, cut once. Then notice that the angles are still wrong.

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Captain Canada

The angle of correctness varies inversly with the amount of alcohol consumed while checking said angle.

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Weaver

The chance of a very small scratchbuilt component pinging out of the tweezers and into a parrallel universe is directly proportional to the amount of time you spent making it.
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Shasper

Rule #1: When scratch-bashing, there is no wrong way to build it!


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philp

It is guaranteed that just before you finish a scratchbuilt project, an manufacturor will release the subject in kit form.
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Thorvic

Be wary of the minds eye, no matter how much you fix the mental image of how a a thing should look, the sneaky mind fills in bits it forgets with its own logical alternative. Result the best scratch building you have done in ages only to find when you compare to drawings/pics or ask a mate for an opinion a glaring clanger in construction will suddenly become blatantly obvious  :banghead:
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PR19_Kit

Quote from: Weaver on June 03, 2009, 04:56:08 AM
The chance of a very small scratchbuilt component pinging out of the tweezers and into a parrallel universe is directly proportional to the amount of time you spent making it.

The latest research seems to indicate that the chance of this happening is proportional to the SQUARE of the amount of time making it..... >:(
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puddingwrestler

Quote from: John Howling Mouse on June 02, 2009, 05:25:15 PM
Snell's Principle Of Scratch-Bashing: When aligning your own handmade parts on a model, there are an infinite number of incorrect angles but only one fully correct one.

I disagree sir! There is NO correct angle!

Also, once the glue is dry and the part is irretrievably stuck on, there then comes to mind an infinite number of ways to change it's placing and angle to make things look cooler!
There are no good kits, bad kits or grail kits, just kitbash fodder.

frank2056

There is always one seam that'll pop open just as the final coat of primer has been applied and the plastic is smooth and blemish free.

B777LR

Chuck Norris does not scratchbuild. The model shapes itself intothe design Chuck Norris wants, out of fear.

cthulhu77

The correct shape is something to be feared.