Soviet TSR-2ski

[thedarkmaster]

Oh no comrade not the imfamous Swadlincote Gulag !!!!!!!     

[Radish]

True, Comrade, a scene of enormous despair.....they're made to work in the mine under Morrissons lol.

Meanwhile, the committee has met and after much deliberation and Socialist-Bolshevik discussion of the True Panth of Marxist Leninism, it has been decided that the TSR2ski (aka Tu-21) could be exported to close reliable Warsaw Pact Comrades as well as certain secure and Socialist-Committed States, notably Syria, Iraq, Vietnam and Cuba.

The decision on which Socialist Air Force will receive the Tu-21 is as yet under weighty Bolshevik-Marxist Dialectic Consideration by the Full Committee.

Long Live the Revolution!!!
Long Live The Party!!!

[Radish]

Comrades, work on the undercarriage, electronics and bomb bays is underway, with a completion time of 15.00 hours (Republic of South Derbyshire Time). If this is not achieved, a minor engineer will be executed and his family will be exiled.  The Workers of the TSR2ski are confident that their target will be met.

Long live the Revolution.

[Radish]

Comrades, I can report to the Committee that wheel/undercarriage bays, bomb bay and electronics bay are now fully detailed (sprue, strip, rod and lots of it) so that the deadline will have been met with time to spare. This has been achieved with the Engineers working speedily to dvds by ZZ Top and Motorhead. The latter is on it's final songs. Comrades, REJOICE. No one has been executed or exiled!!
Detail on the doors will be undertaken, but this will be minimal.
Comrades REJOICE!! "Ace of Spades!!"

Long Live The Revolution!!!!

[thedarkmaster]

Comrade,

we rejoice at your increased productivity, the five year plan is at last within the grasp of the people 

[Radish]

Comrades, the electronics bay door has been detailed, hinges fabricated to full Socialist-Bolshevik specifications as laid down in the Committee Manual and Party  Prospectus. Further, it has been attached. I will lead the team to affix the landing gear doors tomorrow.
We, the Engineers of the South Derbyshire Soviet, will complete this task following Committee Guidelines, according to the Marxist-Leninist Dialectic of our Glorious Leaders.

Up The Proletariate!!
Up The Revolution!!
Right Up The Politburo

[Radish]

Comrades, I report that the engineers did not arrive for duty yesterday, having been called for meetings lasting many hours. As these meetings were decreed to be vital (Head Teacher/Governor meetings) lasting 6+ hours, it was accepted by the Committee that no one should be executed.
However, progress must be made today.

[thedarkmaster]

Comrade,

your duty to the future of the party ( schools ) does you ever lasting credit, but the people are chaffing under the oppresive air umbella of the capitolist running dogs and your OKB is needed to finish it's work quota so we can wave at the imperialists and say  "naah naah na nar nar" as the stand speachless before your superior communist inspired and marxixt-leninist produced masterpeice .       

[Radish]

Comrades, I can report that the construction of this Superior Bolshevik-Socialist Programme will be completed tomorrow, and photographs of the primed airframe will be released by the Committee after the weekend.
Socialists rejoice!!

Meanwhile, Comrade Engineers are investigating the construction of another, more developed Tu-21, in 1/48th, but fitted with twin fins. Comrades, this engineering task will be achievable only at great cost to The Motherland, but The Party   will make sure the lying dog Imperialists do not sabotage our efforts.

[Radish]

Comrades, the Chief Engineer is looking for a big long nose suitable for the Tu-21. We believe he will find this soon. And Comrades, the detailed doors are affixed.

Vodka has been consumed 

Up The Proletariate!!

Long Live The Party

[Radish]

Comrades, the superior Socialist-Marxist designed fin has been fitted after much hammering and gruelling work. In our Marxist-Leninist Paradise of South Derbyshire, the Engineers have been granted a night off to visit "Vampires Rock" with much good music and laughs. Tomorrow will see the project primed.

Long Live The Revolution!!

Right Up The Committee!!!!

[Radish]

Comrades, the new fin was strengthened with true Communist skill and Superglue after a rewarding visit to "Vampires Rock" where Radishki sat in the front row.

[thedarkmaster]

Oh Comrade the joy's of the peoples entertainment comitee comes to fruition i see     

[Radish]

Comrades, the magnificent TSR2ski project, a Socialist-Bolshevik Dream of practical Marxist Dialectism has hit a slight delay in progress as 7 male and two female engineers have been discovered acting carnally together behind the KGB shed. The males have been executed and the female engineers promoted to Kremlin duties. The families have been exiled, but as the Swadlincote Gulag has become overcrowded, a new one has opened at Burslem.

New engineers have been drafted in, the Chief Engineer Radishki talking swiftly and sharply about the need for rapid socialist progress.

Comrades, the future is nearly here!!!

Up the Proletariate!!
Right up the Committee!!!!

[Talos]

Tovarisch, to inspire the engineers to work through their delay and bring the great patriotic program back on track, Roskosmos sends a picture of one of their captured Imperialist craft they use to escort Buran on landing.