Paris Hilton's Air Fleet

[Cobra]

Hey Guys, an Idea Just Struck Me:What If Paris Hilton had her  Own Private fleet of Aircraft? might Propose something Soon in the Idea Bank but Thought i'd get a Feel First Before Posting.btw, I'm thinking of Anything from a Reproducting of a Dragon Rapide to maybe even a 747! what say You? thanks for looking.Dan

[Weaver]

I thought the world's air fleet was Paris Hilton's, or at least I thought she thought it.......  

What would they be like: grossly tasteless and prone to embarrassing accidents and revelations?  

They could automatically deploy the inflatable chutes after landing so that you could fall out of them drunkenly in perfect safety....

They could have transparent undersides and floors, but blacked out cabin windows, so you don't know who you just got an embarrassing view of......

Copies of the cockpit voice recorder tapes would be posted on the internet immediately after every ride.....

[beowulf]

it would have to be something very over priced but ultimatly totally useless with no valid purpose

[Weaver]

it would have to be something very over priced but ultimatly totally useless with no valid purpose

Indeed, perhaps it should be equipped with noise amplifiers and smoke generators on it's engines and a rudder set at a permanently fixed angle, so that it can fly round in circles drawing as much attention to itself as possible whilst serving no useful purpose....

[Gary]

A note in the fine print of the boarding pass, "Passengers should be double wrapped in latex for their own immune system safety. Navigational aids are not the only aids this aircraft has on board."

[Cliffy B]

A note in the fine print of the boarding pass, "Passengers should be double wrapped in latex for their own immune system safety. Navigational aids are not the only aids this aircraft has on board."

The FAA would flag it as a bio weapon and the USAF would shoot it down muahahahhahaha  

[beowulf]

A note in the fine print of the boarding pass, "Passengers should be double wrapped in latex for their own immune system safety. Navigational aids are not the only aids this aircraft has on board."

[pyro-manic]

Where did I leave my Bofors gun?

[Fulcrum]

Where did I leave my Bofors gun?

& Stinger, S-300, Patriot, Fighter Interceptors & S.D.I. system

[Cliffy B]

Where did I leave my Bofors gun?

& Stinger, S-300, Patriot, Fighter Interceptors & S.D.I. system

Just give me an old F6F with some live Brownings and I'll take care out it.  Would have to wait until they're low and slow though 

[Cobra]

Hey Guys,i had an Idea for Paris Hilton's Airfleet! the First Plane is Called 'Drop Shorts 1'   i Thought a Modded 727 would work,What Else would make a Good First Plane for Paris's Air Fleet? btw, What Did you think of my Call Sign for Paris's First Plane? Thanks for Looking.Dan

[beowulf]

surprised you didnt go for 'thats hot 1' 

[Fulcrum]

surprised you didnt go for 'thats hot 1' 

Or "Air Whore One"

[upnorth]

I think it should be an Andover transport myself.

Didn't the Andover's main landing gear legs have a "kneeling" function to help it take up a load a bit easier?

[beowulf]

how about an Aero super guppy..........after all it always opens real wide to accept loads of all sizes