I have these daft ideas.....

[Radish]

Meerkats in Croatia? Simples, dear chap.

[Old Wombat]

I thought it was mongoose's that were the mortal enemy !?   

Mongooses & meerkats are related - meerkats are the only social member of the mongoose family.

Like Imperial Britain & Germany they've had their spats & are often ticked off with each other but, generally, they get on OK.

Unlike those dastardly fish-eating, tuxedo wearing, flightless birds!



Hmm? North Africa? Maybe... South Africa or Namibia would be better! (Closer to where their territories intersect).

[Radish]

Ve haf vays ov meking you laff>

Zee Meerkats are und vamouz speciez zat spread all over zee globe.

[ChernayaAkula]

We might have pinched some words off the Germans and taught them how to play footie, but there sense of humour (if they've got one) is lost.

Now it's the other way round. We're nicking your words and teaching you how to play proper football.

[Radish]

Simples

Meerkats are an International phenomena......

and I dreamt about Goblins last night....AGAIN

[Radish]

Now chaps.....let's concentrate on daft ideas.....

[GTX]

Like Vampire Meerkats perhaps...

Regards,

Greg

[McColm]

Do they have wings of their own?

[NARSES2]

Like Vampire Meerkats perhaps...

Regards,

Greg

I think you may well regret that suggestion Greg 

[Radish]

VAMPIRE MEERKATS!!!!

Genius

From Transylvania, of course

[pyro-manic]

Simples. Ah! Ah! Ah!