Here be tales of strange things...[Inspiration]

[McColm]

The only trams I've been on are the ones run by Tramlink, serving Wimbledon and Croydon.
I have been to the London Transport Museum and found trolley buses to be fascinating.

[Mossie]

You need a trip to Blackpool!  During the Iluminations, it's not much less hairy than DF's backstory!

[McColm]

It's also alot cheaper to buy clothes up north, in merry Blackpool, so I've been told. Only a stones throw away from Southport, where the aircraft land on the beach in September for the Military Air Show.

[NARSES2]

The only trams I've been on are the ones run by Tramlink, serving Wimbledon and Croydon.
I have been to the London Transport Museum and found trolley buses to be fascinating.

Now I'm a Croydon lad so know "Tramlink" very well  As for trolley buses they were fantastic, especially the 6 wheelers. used to love it when the clippie had to turn the pick up arms around at the end of the journey so the bus could go back the other way  Sometimes took them ages to hook them up and us kids would all be jeering and hooting encouragement 

You need a trip to Blackpool!  During the Iluminations, it's not much less hairy than DF's backstory!

To right Mossie, I've seen the excepionally strange things in Blackpool and Radish wasn't there at the time  Seriously the condition of the trams there are so bad that if it wasn't for the fact they were part of the "tourist trade" they wouldn't be allowed...that and the fact they mainly carry Northerners 

[Mossie]

They're fine, a few sharp edges didn't hurt anyone!   It's just southern cissies are so used to their silk padded toilet seats that a tram seat is a little shock to the system.....

[NARSES2]

They're fine, a few sharp edges didn't hurt anyone!   It's just southern cissies are so used to their silk padded toilet seats that a tram seat is a little shock to the system.....

I didn't get as far as the seat, it looked that unsafe I walked 

[Weaver]

Now I'm a Croydon lad so know "Tramlink" very well  As for trolley buses they were fantastic, especially the 6 wheelers. used to love it when the clippie had to turn the pick up arms around at the end of the journey so the bus could go back the other way  Sometimes took them ages to hook them up and us kids would all be jeering and hooting encouragement 

Same with some kinds of tram. My Mum and Dad worked on Stockport trams and buses: they used to call it "swinging the duck", and one measure of a good clippie was whether they could get it on in one go. An extra lovely little bonus of getting it wrong was a shower of steel splinters from the wire coming down into your unprotected eyes. There was none of this modern Health-and-Safety-and-Sue-Everyone stuff though: you went to the company first-aider who puleed them out with thumping great magnet, gave you a cup of tea and then sent you out to finish your shift! (happened to my Mum)