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[Rick Lowe]

or you just can't have em cause the Navy want em all for their ships

Or 'We don't want them because they're in Navy Gray - ours must be in Army Green!' - the story of the early Amtracks...

you know how much fun it can be when some dude comes in with the plan and then the poor sod who's gotta build it

Why am I picturing a conversation between Kirk, Spock and Scotty? 

That would be fun to watch! Have Bones hanging around to provide witty come backs to Spock.

Ah yes - Bones' Snark... always worth a watch.