Area 51 and its purpose officially declassified!

[Supertom]

Sure, and I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell ya.

http://www.nbcnews.com/science/area-51-its-purpose-declassified-no-ufos-lots-u-2-6C10931555

[kerick]

The UFO "investigators" will never give up their space ship wreckage theories. This just what they want you to believe!

[Steel Penguin]

but, there are no UFOs at Area 51,  anything flying there im sure is well known, and positively identified by its users, anonymous perhaps but not unidentified.

[Spey_Phantom]

*puts on tinfoil hat*

they just want you to think that only spyplanes fly there,
the declassified documents are only a smokescreen for what is really going on there.
for all we know, they could be disecting little green men as we speak!

*tinfoil hat off*

[Mr.Creak]

On the other hand, amidst the disinformation ¹ there is a nice link to a page where you can get the "official" CIA history of the U-2 programme.

1 I mean...

As one would expect, the CIA book makes no mention of Roswell or alien spacecraft.

If there were no alien spacecraft how come we manage to build models of them?
Answer me that, Mr Disinformation Agent!

[Spey_Phantom]

*Flash*

Agent K: there are no Aliens in Area 51, the models that exist are those of mere weather balloons,
like the one that crashed in Roswell, New Mexico.

[The Wooksta!]

There's nothing of any value at Area 51.  For somewhere supposedly secret, isn't it a bit odd that it's soooo well known?  Almost like it's advertised?

Make a lot of fuss about an empty room and the real thing becomes invisible, almost undetectable.

[Librarian]

Apparently they've just spent some serious cash there on the runway and a very large new hanger system, one very large. I keep an open mind but I would bet on this being research into recon etc. If ET UFOs do exist I strongly suspect they are not ET but us, just us from a possible/factual future. Many theoretical physicists state that time displacement travel is more feasible than interstellar trouble.

Until the truth emerges I would thoroughly recommend the more stable of our community keep pointing and giggling .

[bearmatt]

[Old Wombat]

  Wha'?



Gyu

[lancer]

*puts on tinfoil hat*

they just want you to think that only spyplanes fly there,
the declassified documents are only a smokescreen for what is really going on there.
for all we know, they could be disecting little green men as we speak!

*tinfoil hat off*

They're not green, they're gray....

[PR19_Kit]

There's nothing of any value at Area 51.  For somewhere supposedly secret, isn't it a bit odd that it's soooo well known?  Almost like it's advertised?

Make a lot of fuss about an empty room and the real thing becomes invisible, almost undetectable.

Yes indeed, we should be wondering where Area 52 is!

[Mr.Creak]

But surely Area 52 was destroyed?
Didn't Mother hit the self-destruct button when the Daleks and other nasties broke out, just before Daffy, Bugs, DJ and Kate escaped?
It was in the documentary I watched.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Looney_Tunes:_Back_in_Action

[martinbayer]

There's nothing of any value at Area 51.  For somewhere supposedly secret, isn't it a bit odd that it's soooo well known?  Almost like it's advertised?

Make a lot of fuss about an empty room and the real thing becomes invisible, almost undetectable.

Yes indeed, we should be wondering where Area 52 is!

Actually, I still wonder about Areas 1 through 50!

Martin

[Rheged]

 

There's nothing of any value at Area 51.  For somewhere supposedly secret, isn't it a bit odd that it's soooo well known?  Almost like it's advertised?

Make a lot of fuss about an empty room and the real thing becomes invisible, almost undetectable.

The whole affair reminds me of a story I was told by a person who had worked for the Ordnance Survey doing military mapping:-

"When it comes to security  of something like a great underground facility,  the Soviet Union would declare it a prohibited area and shoot anyone who approached, the  US would  surround the area with lights,  barbed wire, Marine Corps guards and install a Coke dispenser and a doughnut stall  but  the British just put a cheap lock on the door, paint it green and walk away-----and everyone   assumes that the great hole in the ground must have been the  Water Company  or the Gas people and no one pays any attention at all to the thing!"

I'm sure that we  all know examples of this, but if you signed the O S A form years ago .................