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Kim-isms from Our Great(North Korean) Leader

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February 13, 2015, 08:13:19 AM Last Edit: February 13, 2015, 08:18:25 AM by Rheged
Long live the great Kimilsungism-Kimjongilism!

The full list gets tedious after a while, but contains several gems!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-31446387



Go beyond the cutting edge! Is one such slogan.

Actually,it suits us rather well!!
"If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you....."
It  means that you read  the instruction sheet

Weaver

#1
February 13, 2015, 08:24:55 AM
I think this one could be expanded a bit:

"Fertilizer means rice and socialism."

How about:

"Fertilizer means rice and socialism. Fertilizer IS rice. Socialism IS fertilizer."

Yep, that should do it............
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot."
 - Sandman: A Midsummer Night's Dream, by Neil Gaiman

"I dunno, I'm making this up as I go."
 - Indiana Jones

Howard of Effingham

#2
February 13, 2015, 09:21:26 AM
saw this one earlier today on the BBC website and decided not to post it on the grounds that certain folk in a certain settlement in a certain county might be
plotting revenge again......  ;D ;D

:tank: :tank: then again we'll be meeting him on sunday morning!  :tank: :tank:
Keeper of George the Cat.

Martin H

#3
February 13, 2015, 11:50:08 AM
more like I will be testing those attending on their knowledge of said slogans at the Huddersfield show   ;D
I always hope for the best.
Unfortunately,
experience has taught me to expect the worst.

Size (of the stash) matters.

IPMS (UK) What if? SIG Leader.
IPMS (UK) Project Cancelled SIG Member.

Weaver

#4
February 13, 2015, 02:30:05 PM
Vigorously promote the building of models of non-existant forms of transportation!
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot."
 - Sandman: A Midsummer Night's Dream, by Neil Gaiman

"I dunno, I'm making this up as I go."
 - Indiana Jones

Howard of Effingham

#5
February 14, 2015, 09:26:52 AM
Quote from: Weaver on February 13, 2015, 02:30:05 PM
Vigorously promote the building of models of non-existant forms of transportation!

;D quite. ;D
Keeper of George the Cat.

Rheged

#6
February 14, 2015, 01:42:43 PM
Quote from: Howard of Effingham on February 14, 2015, 09:26:52 AM
Quote from: Weaver on February 13, 2015, 02:30:05 PM
Vigorously promote the building of models of non-existant forms of transportation!

;D quite. ;D

Yes! I  like that one too!
"If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you....."
It  means that you read  the instruction sheet

Geoff

#7
February 14, 2015, 02:55:36 PM
Works for me

zenrat

#8
February 14, 2015, 03:03:19 PM
Quote from: Weaver on February 13, 2015, 08:24:55 AM
I think this one could be expanded a bit:

"Fertilizer means rice and socialism."

How about:

"Fertilizer means rice and socialism. Fertilizer IS rice. Socialism IS fertilizer."

Yep, that should do it............

You say fertiliser like it's a bad thing...

Like the new rainbow avatar.  Is that for Mardi Gras?
Fred

- Can't be bothered to do the proper research and get it right.

Another ill conceived, lazily thought out, crudely executed and badly painted piece of half arsed what-if modelling muppetry from zenrat industries.

zenrat industries:  We're everywhere...for your convenience..

Weaver

#9
February 14, 2015, 06:20:50 PM
Quote from: zenrat on February 14, 2015, 03:03:19 PM
Quote from: Weaver on February 13, 2015, 08:24:55 AM
I think this one could be expanded a bit:

"Fertilizer means rice and socialism."

How about:

"Fertilizer means rice and socialism. Fertilizer IS rice. Socialism IS fertilizer."

Yep, that should do it............

You say fertiliser like it's a bad thing...

Like the new rainbow avatar.  Is that for Mardi Gras?


LOL - nope. I noticed that Photobucket and Google+ crop your profile pic to a circle, which was unkind to the original square design, but youtube uses your Google+ pic uncropped. You really need one design that works in both formats, so I circularised the chaos arrow but that left loads of "real estate" in the corners, so I went to the rainbow pattern to make it more interesting. They also accept much bigger images, so I was able to jazz up the monogram in the middle a bit too.
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot."
 - Sandman: A Midsummer Night's Dream, by Neil Gaiman

"I dunno, I'm making this up as I go."
 - Indiana Jones

zenrat

#10
February 17, 2015, 02:36:37 AM
I failed to notice also that you have an eight colour in your spectrum.  Octarine?
Fred

- Can't be bothered to do the proper research and get it right.

Another ill conceived, lazily thought out, crudely executed and badly painted piece of half arsed what-if modelling muppetry from zenrat industries.

zenrat industries:  We're everywhere...for your convenience..

Weaver

#11
February 17, 2015, 05:28:39 AM
Quote from: zenrat on February 17, 2015, 02:36:37 AM
I failed to notice also that you have an eight colour in your spectrum.  Octarine?


Spot on! Unfortunately though, most monitors don't reproduce octarine well and it's ends up looking like a shade of brown... ;)
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot."
 - Sandman: A Midsummer Night's Dream, by Neil Gaiman

"I dunno, I'm making this up as I go."
 - Indiana Jones

zenrat

#12
February 18, 2015, 01:21:40 AM
...when it should be greenish purple IIRC.

I think I saw an octarine sky once.  I was chemically enhanced at the time...

Probably not a topic for conversation here.
Fred

- Can't be bothered to do the proper research and get it right.

Another ill conceived, lazily thought out, crudely executed and badly painted piece of half arsed what-if modelling muppetry from zenrat industries.

zenrat industries:  We're everywhere...for your convenience..
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