NATO reporting name Fishwife

[Rheged]

Those two ladies are wearing what Mrs z refers to as Bum Floss...

Do you remember as a child, placing a blade of grass between your thumbs and blowing in order to produce a squeaking noise?  It's a  similar effect if the wearer of this "garment"  breaks wind!!

[Rick Lowe]

Those two ladies are wearing what Mrs z refers to as Bum Floss...

Do you remember as a child, placing a blade of grass between your thumbs and blowing in order to produce a squeaking noise?  It's a  similar effect if the wearer of this "garment"  breaks wind!!

Oh, THANK YOU - now I have to spend some time recomposing myself...

'Defensive Distraction Unit' - that's good!

[comrade harps]

Flying boat: 
Bacon slicers: 

[Rheged]

Those two ladies are wearing what Mrs z refers to as Bum Floss...

Do you remember as a child, placing a blade of grass between your thumbs and blowing in order to produce a squeaking noise?  It's a  similar effect if the wearer of this "garment"  breaks wind!!

Oh, THANK YOU - now I have to spend some time recomposing myself...

'Defensive Distraction Unit' - that's good!

SORRY!  It was actually Madame Rheged's comment..........and she insists that it was one of the vergers at Carlisle Cathedral told her.

[Rick Lowe]

Those two ladies are wearing what Mrs z refers to as Bum Floss...

Do you remember as a child, placing a blade of grass between your thumbs and blowing in order to produce a squeaking noise?  It's a  similar effect if the wearer of this "garment"  breaks wind!!

Oh, THANK YOU - now I have to spend some time recomposing myself...

'Defensive Distraction Unit' - that's good!

SORRY!  It was actually Madame Rheged's comment..........and she insists that it was one of the vergers at Carlisle Cathedral told her.

Not a problem really - it's just I was in fits of giggles for a while.
And somehow it wouldn't surprise me...

[The Rat]

Now that is one hull of a good idea! 

[zenrat]

 

[chrisonord]

I think I need to build one of these to go with my Beriev flying boats. It's brilliant 
Chris

[Tophe]

belated congratulations!

[Glenn Gilbertson]

Thanks for the appreciation!