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The fastest ever ambulance....

Started by PR19_Kit, March 10, 2021, 06:19:46 AM

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Rheged

Quote from: zenrat on March 22, 2021, 04:08:34 AM
Quote from: PR19_Kit on March 22, 2021, 03:52:34 AM
Quote from: zenrat on March 22, 2021, 03:48:24 AM

Now that IS yellow.

If not used for casualty ejection the empty upper engine exhaust tube could house a BFO braking 'chute so it could stop on a ha'penny.


Yes, but how could it take-off again?  :-\

Bungies.

I now have a surreal image of a mighty launcher constructed of knicker elastic and consultants' braces hurling a Lightning ambulance back into the air.
"If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you....."
It  means that you read  the instruction sheet

Old Wombat

Quote from: Rheged on March 22, 2021, 07:56:46 AM
Quote from: zenrat on March 22, 2021, 04:08:34 AM
Quote from: PR19_Kit on March 22, 2021, 03:52:34 AM
Quote from: zenrat on March 22, 2021, 03:48:24 AM

Now that IS yellow.

If not used for casualty ejection the empty upper engine exhaust tube could house a BFO braking 'chute so it could stop on a ha'penny.


Yes, but how could it take-off again?  :-\

Bungies.

I now have a surreal image of a mighty launcher constructed of knicker elastic and consultants' braces hurling a Lightning ambulance back into the air.

Sprayed coffee at 0148hrs is not a good thing! :o

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Has a life outside of What-If & wishes it would stop interfering!

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nighthunter

Quote from: Rheged on March 22, 2021, 07:56:46 AM
Quote from: zenrat on March 22, 2021, 04:08:34 AM
Quote from: PR19_Kit on March 22, 2021, 03:52:34 AM
Quote from: zenrat on March 22, 2021, 03:48:24 AM

Now that IS yellow.

If not used for casualty ejection the empty upper engine exhaust tube could house a BFO braking 'chute so it could stop on a ha'penny.


Yes, but how could it take-off again?  :-\

Bungies.

I now have a surreal image of a mighty launcher constructed of knicker elastic and consultants' braces hurling a Lightning ambulance back into the air.
Well, much like the Angry Birds games and movies, lol
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zenrat

#93
Quote from: Pellson on March 22, 2021, 04:42:07 AM
"Casualty ejection" eh? And here I am complaining about having gotten a lung punctured by the NHS (corresponding).  :o ;D

Well, if they are not a casualty before ejection then...
;D
Fred

- Can't be bothered to do the proper research and get it right.

Another ill conceived, lazily thought out, crudely executed and badly painted piece of half arsed what-if modelling muppetry from zenrat industries.

zenrat industries:  We're everywhere...for your convenience..

PR19_Kit

The ejection system has a very low acceleration rate to start of with.....................

[Kit's 2nd Law of Whiffing applies]
Kit's Rule 1 ) Any aircraft can be improved by fitting longer wings, and/or a longer fuselage
Kit's Rule 2) The backstory can always be changed to suit the model

...and I'm not a closeted 'Take That' fan, I'm a REAL fan! :)

Regards
Kit

loupgarou

I don't remember the system you chose to avoid roasting the casualty...
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NARSES2

Quote from: loupgarou on March 23, 2021, 07:19:32 AM
I don't remember the system you chose to avoid roasting the casualty...

Asbestos blankets  :angel:
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PR19_Kit

Asbestos blankets AND asbestos stretchers, with stainless steel undershields...............

Anyway, they're only in the warm area for milliseconds.
Kit's Rule 1 ) Any aircraft can be improved by fitting longer wings, and/or a longer fuselage
Kit's Rule 2) The backstory can always be changed to suit the model

...and I'm not a closeted 'Take That' fan, I'm a REAL fan! :)

Regards
Kit

scooter

Quote from: PR19_Kit on March 23, 2021, 07:34:11 AM
Asbestos blankets AND asbestos stretchers, with stainless steel undershields...............

Anyway, they're only in the warm area for milliseconds.

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Rheged

Quote from: Old Wombat on March 22, 2021, 08:19:29 AM
Quote from: Rheged on March 22, 2021, 07:56:46 AM
Quote from: zenrat on March 22, 2021, 04:08:34 AM
Quote from: PR19_Kit on March 22, 2021, 03:52:34 AM
Quote from: zenrat on March 22, 2021, 03:48:24 AM

Now that IS yellow.

If not used for casualty ejection the empty upper engine exhaust tube could house a BFO braking 'chute so it could stop on a ha'penny.


Yes, but how could it take-off again?  :-\

Bungies.

I now have a surreal image of a mighty launcher constructed of knicker elastic and consultants' braces hurling a Lightning ambulance back into the air.

Sprayed coffee at 0148hrs is not a good thing! :o

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Apologies for causing the mess!!  Were it not for Covid restrictions, I'd ask a friend of Rheged minor's to come and mop up (but as she lives in Freemantle, you'd be waiting for a while before she arrives)
"If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you....."
It  means that you read  the instruction sheet

PR19_Kit

I've got half the decals on now, after having to re-print and re-cut a few of them, and it sure looks the business.

No-one's going to miss it, that's for sure.  ;D
Kit's Rule 1 ) Any aircraft can be improved by fitting longer wings, and/or a longer fuselage
Kit's Rule 2) The backstory can always be changed to suit the model

...and I'm not a closeted 'Take That' fan, I'm a REAL fan! :)

Regards
Kit

PR19_Kit

I told you it was bright.  ;D



Note the two stretchers in the upper bay awaiting their 'passengers'.  ;)




And side on, with all the NHS specific decals but only a few of the proper Lightning ones done yet. I'm not going to use all of the Airfix decals, some are so small you'd never see them, and some are yellow anyway...........

Note the blue light atop the fuselage just aft of the canopy. Well, it IS the 'Blue Light GB' isn't it? There's two of them, one underneath as well, and they really are in the kit. They're the IR windows from the Red Top missiles.  ;)
Kit's Rule 1 ) Any aircraft can be improved by fitting longer wings, and/or a longer fuselage
Kit's Rule 2) The backstory can always be changed to suit the model

...and I'm not a closeted 'Take That' fan, I'm a REAL fan! :)

Regards
Kit

MiB

Oww!! Six pages of talk..and finally here's the pics!! Great model!! :thumbsup: :wub: :wub: :wub:
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Old Wombat

That's coming together fantastically, Kit! She'll be awesome when she's finished! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Has a life outside of What-If & wishes it would stop interfering!

"The purpose of all War is Peace" - St. Augustine

veritas ad mortus veritas est

kerick

#104
You could have gone with this Lightning!



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You could say your Lightning is a follow on to the capability started in '44.
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