2021 Whiffie Awards Polls Closing Tonight at 8pm GMT

[JayBee]

My butler has ensured that my full Highland outfit is ready (dress McLeod tartan) so I shall be there.

You are politely requested not to puncture any JMN's with your newly sharpened Skian Dhu.........even if they deserve it!

Nah, go on, do it anyway! They DO deserve it! 

To what do you gentllemen suggest, it IS the required thing !   

[Rheged]

My butler has ensured that my full Highland outfit is ready (dress McLeod tartan) so I shall be there.

You are politely requested not to puncture any JMN's with your newly sharpened Skian Dhu.........even if they deserve it!

Nah, go on, do it anyway! They DO deserve it! 

To what do you gentllemen suggest, it IS the required thing !   

You could possibly have them skirled into insensibility by the local pipe band

[NARSES2]

Full Sontaran Dress Armour 

[JayBee]

My butler has ensured that my full Highland outfit is ready (dress McLeod tartan) so I shall be there.

You are politely requested not to puncture any JMN's with your newly sharpened Skian Dhu.........even if they deserve it!

Nah, go on, do it anyway! They DO deserve it! 

To what do you gentllemen suggest, it IS the required thing !   

You could possibly have them skirled into insensibility by the local pipe band

I shall anethsetize them first, with some fine Scotch Malt, so they will feel nothing, then I will enter their minds using the ancient Celtic magic that I inherited from my Granny (she was of Irish origin) and make them realise the error of their ways.

[Old Wombat]

Bouncing in anticipation here in Aus (the 6th November being almost over, here, & heading into the 7th)!

[AeroplaneDriver]

So is there some sort of banquet to accompany the awards show?  If so can I assume it will be primarily pork pies? Also will it be assigned seating?  I'd rather not be at a table full of weirdos. 

[Spey_Phantom]

is the show delayed? its already 12:15GMT the day after here?

[AeroplaneDriver]

is the show delayed? its already 12:15GMT the day after here?

Wondering the same...

[Rheged]

The event has been caught in a temporary  tempero-spacial vortex  and will  emerge in due course.  The moderators are initiating the damping protocols and.........insert technobabble phrases of your choice here.........with the result that the continuum will  successfully realign.

Simple version....something happened when the UK changed from summer time back to GMT.   There is no evidence (on this occasion) that Kit's hat has produced a 22 degree distortion in the Tellus S2 VX 46 shell-field. 

Patrons are earnestly requested   under all circumstances not to make  turns in excess of 4G,  refrain from the use of mobile phones  and naked lights, nor converse in Esperanto or break wind audibly until reality has been re-established.

[JayBee]

DOH!

[PR19_Kit]

There is no evidence (on this occasion) that Kit's hat has produced a 22 degree distortion in the Tellus S2 VX 46 shell-field. 

I should think not! 

Everyone KNOWS that the only angle I deal with is NINE degrees!

[scooter]

break wind audibly until reality has been re-established.

that request.  Apparently whilst talking to the Duchess of Cornwall. 

[tc2324]

Hi all,

My absolute apologies, a huge cock up on my front, real life getting in the way, over stretched on so many fronts with a good dose of completely forgot due to aforementioned reasons.

Very embarrassed especially as it is going to be my last one.

I will post up the results this coming weekend come hell or high water by the same time, just a week late.

Sorry guys.

TC

[NARSES2]

Don't worry sir, just many thanks for doing it 

[zenrat]

Don't worry sir, just many thanks for doing it 

What Chris said.