Canberstang ?

[kerick]

Tophe my friend your drawings and stories always make me laugh and smile. Now if ericr can gather enough kits to build all of these! Next group build should be the impossible Tophe GB. It would only require something that Tophe has drawn for us!
Oh, and emergency packages of Mustang and Canberra kits to be sent to ericr from all who have extras so he can start building ASAP.

[Tophe]

The patient says: "thanks a lot, kerick, your so nice words are like a bunch of nice flowers in my morning"...
The doctors say: "shut up, you are encouraging the illness inside his brain, this is completely forbidden!"

[kerick]

I think in this case the patient is right! 

[Tophe]

 

[Tophe]

RED ALERT! Acute relapse!
A "double work" symptom has stricken again!
The nurse said "no, this seems very easy, almost zero mental work there" but hey! we are not engineers to decide, so we require 99 $ zillions in emergency to employ experts in full emergency!

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[Tophe]

the code 8251C for a Twin-Canberstang after 8251B

No, no need of quoting, remove that! Smiling hello to everybody...
No, this is not a medical fault, let us explain, uh... uh... Yes, some checking demonstrates pretends we mistyped 5182B as 8251B so the conclusion alas is would be very different, uh... no, uh... let us check with the patient, in some hurry quietly, professionally, and no need of lawyer, no! Yes, the patient accepts shows an actual 8251B now from the past, so we are confirmed as perfect doctors, not faulty ones, uh... yes? No need of complaint/trial medical details, anyway.

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[Tophe]

 
What, Mr Investigator? Do you mean "if this is OK for Mk.8251B, there must be a Mk.8251A or 8251 alone"? Uh, of course, ahem, uh.. We simply need to check the archives and we will bring it tomorrow to your kind attention, Your Honor!
Uh... something completely different, on another subject, for a worried patient (in another department) concerning his own affair: what is the jail penalty for a false document, or false date on a document?

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[Tophe]

Good news from the psychiatric asylum: the patient is quiet now, only one design in several days, this is better and better: 

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[Tophe]

No problem, the crazy designer seems stable: 

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[Tophe]

The mad designer's colleagues gently came to visit, and we had a discussion (away from the patient):
- Look, here is his last creation, called 8251H after 8251G, normal!
- Yes, but a VERY good test of his mental sanity will be the next one: will he remember that after H is J not I? (in every design bureau in the world except USSR with a different alphabet), 8251I would be as crazy as C-13 or B-13 for the USAF, completely impossible for a sane mind!
- We will check that, thanks! Soon!
 

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[Tophe]

Double disaster! The patient failed to the "impossible i version" test, and even added the crazy code 13. It's a brutal relapse!

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[Tophe]

Nurse! Injection! Double! Immediately! Hurry on!
(Oh an acute crisis of pacifism now, maybe medical euthanasia will be needed...)

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[Tophe]

Ahem...
Obituary notice
We regret to announce the untimely demise of our patient that designed the Canberstangs (and Twin-Canbersatngs and Half-Twin-Canberstangs, etc.). He had become dangerous for himself and for us all, so it was necessary to make him stop suffering. He admitted it and himself designed Twin-crosses for Christ twin-brothers, and we will have the decency not to show it here.
May his soul rest in peace.
We just hope no one will find old designs of himself anymore, we have destroyed his computer but who knows from garbage cans and other dirty sources?

[Tophe]

Yes, I am a cleaning woman, and the murdered patient gave me this before going to the Death room something.
If this is illegal for the army or something, I give it back of course. I will not tell the tabloid press. I thank the army and the killing saving doctors.
Sane life is frightnening wonderful. Hear: all birds are singing, no ? Not yet, uh... Ahem.

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