So far 'off topic' it ain't funny

[The Rat]

I'm a total dweeb when it comes to figuring out song lyrics (Damn it Jim, I'm a photographer, not a poet!), but I found a site called SongMeanings.net which allows users to discuss song lyrics and such. As with many sites on which anyone and everyone can post there are dingbats aplenty, but it can be fun, in an egotistical sort of way.  ^_^  

[Captain Canada]

I'll be book marking that bay, Ratman ! Thanks !

I recall such great arguments with my older ( and dumber ) brother from the early 80's...

" he says 'going after ales on a crazy train' " Uh, no, he doesn't. He says " going off the rails on a crazy train " Think about it. No, the DJ said "going after ales "

Feck....you're a dumbass

" He must ne talking about his wife when he says 'Diane to me don't sound like all that much fun ' "  Wrong again, he's talking about being dead. Dying don't sound like all that much fun....

Idiot....

[The Rat]

...my older ( and dumber ) brother ...

There's got to be a few jokes in there, but I'm leaving them alone.  

There are also web sites that deal with misheard lyrics, right up your alley for when your brother visits.  ^_^  

[Captain Canada]

Oh man....I gotta stop ! That's hilarious !

" Revved up with a dude, another roller hits a Pike "

 

[The Rat]

" Revved up with a dude, another roller hits a Pike "

Most people mis-hear that as 'wrapped up like a douche".    

[Captain Canada]

Great, now I gotta go to bed without finishing my beer...I've been laughing so hard I just can't do it !

And that was just from the John Mellencamp miss-hears......

" Don't wanna be no, Bob Seger "

" Don't wanna sing no, Bob songs "

 

[The Rat]

Guess I have to change the topic title to 'So far off topic it is funny'!  ^_^